Who would you hire?

January 28, 2008 at 6:08 PM | Posted in cupcakes, random | 10 Comments

I honestly thought my cupcake taste-tester wanted ad was just something funny that I concocted for my readers but imagine my surprise when some cuppycakes fans applied! They were so freaking hilarious I had to share! I literally cackled reading them. 

Racheypoo emailed me the actual application in her own handwriting. KRMWV and Alanna had problems with my PDF file but were so dedicated that they wrote all the questions and answers out via email.  And last but not least, Nikki… is definitely a contender b/c she’s apparently bilingual!

I am not sure how I will choose. Who would you hire?

If you would like to apply for the position, please click here for application.

Applicant #1


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Applicant #2

Full Name: Alanna X
Sex: yes, please!
Date of Birth: November 7, 1978
Contact email: artist.alanna@gmail.com
Education: Bachelor’s degree
Are you eligible to work in the United States? yes or no – Yes, Ma’am!
Have you ever been convicted or plead no contest to a cupcake related felony in the last year? Yes or no. If yes, explain> no
Desired Position: cupcake taster/tester
Date you can start: immediately
Days/Hours available: M__x___ T__x___ W__x___ Th__x___ F__x___ Sa_x____ Su__x___
Are you willing to work: weekends __x___ holidays__x___ nights__x___
Desired Salary: I will work for cupcakes.
Work Experience: I have been baking for 20 years, and I’ve been eating for 29. I also have blogging experience, especially in the food area.
Do you have any special cupcake skills: I have a very discerning palate for flavors. I also like to dabble in cupcake baking.
May we contact your current employer? yes
Do you have any physical conditions that would prohibit you from lifting a 6 oz cupcake? Explain> Lifting sounds like good exercise to me. I have no problem with this at all!
Do you certify that the above answers are true to the best of your knowledge? yes

Alanna X__________________________________
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January 27, 2008__________________________________
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Applicant #3

Full Name: Kristi X
Sex: Female
Date of Birth: A lady never tells her age………… (Oh, who am I kidding – 04/07/1973
Contact email: kmeadows47@gmail.com
Education: Come on now, you know us West Virginians ain’t knowin nuthin about edjumication – j/k
Are you eligible to work in the United States? yes
Have you ever been convicted or plead no contest to a cupcake related felony in the last year? Yes or no. If yes, explain>
No convictions, just some frivilous allegations that couldn’t be proven at the time of the grand jury, so I was exonerated
Desired Position: Official Cupcake Taster (cupcake queen’s slave, whatever
Date you can start: ASAP
Days/Hours available: M__X__ T__X__ W_X___ Th__X__ F_X___ Sa__X__ Su_X___
Are you willing to work: weekends __X___ holidays__X__ nights__X__
Desired Salary: None, I would do this for free.
Work Experience: 34 years of craving (and indulging) in all things cake related.
Do you have any special cupcake skills: I can usuallly smell a cupcake and tell you what flavor it is.
May we contact your current employer? You can, but he doesn’t like sweets and therefore may not be able to truly comprehend the need for such a position nor the dedication that I would have to have for the position and that it may possibly interfere with my workload which he provides. Don’t ask, don’t tell……
Do you have any physical conditions that would prohibit you from lifting a 6 oz cupcake? Explain>
Not a physical condition per se, but sometimes if I don’t have enough cupcakes my hands will start to tremble which could cause some of the icing or possible decoration to be slightly skewed. But I could always do a shot of sugar beforhand just to be sure. :)
Do you certify that the above answers are true to the best of your knowledge? Yes, oh cupcake queen and king.
/s/ Kristi X\
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01/28/08
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Applicant #4


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10 Comments

  1. That Rachey Poo Sprinkleton looks pretty trustworthy and capable. I’d hire her in an instant!

  2. ^ LMAO

    I would choose #4 she wrote writes in a new food language and signed it with cupcakes. There is clearly no one more qualified

  3. NOTRACHEYPOO, capable definitely, trustworthy? I am not so sure! haha.

    NIKKI, bilingual and a food language no doubt! Can you say overqualified? LOL.

  4. “she wrote writes” wtf was I trying to say there

  5. I vote for Me! :) We can’t get such wonderful cupcake concoctions here in WV! Yeah, I guess I could make them myself but what fun would that be? j/k

  6. I think Ms Sprinkleton should come in second for her wonderful use of my favorite word …. Jimmies … in her application

  7. Miss Racheypoo sure is a funny one, but can you trust such a joker? You can never be too sure. And there may be communication issues with the foreign language, which could be difficult. I definitely think you should hire ME! :)

  8. NIKKI, I totally understood but I have no idea how? haha.

    KRMWV, you do get points for being my favorite hick. teehee!

    ALANNA, You’ve brought up some good points to consider. Way to make your case! LOL.

  9. Well Alanna here’s the thing, just because YOU are not cool enough to understand the foodie language doesn’t mean CB doesn’t understand it. I gave her a super secret deciphering code so she knows exactly what it says.

    Choose me!

  10. aawwww yes, the decipher code. From what I can gather, cupcake = beech? LOL


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